Finally, a mug that understands management’s favorite KPI: blame without context. The “We do not take into account the reason for failure. Only that it occurred!” mug is the perfect companion for early meetings, corporate chaos, and passive-aggressive sips during status updates.
Made for the boss, the overachiever, or the intern who’s on their fifth “learning opportunity” of the week. This mug doesn't just hold coffee—it holds grudges.
Features:
☕ Ceramic. Classy. Slightly Judgy.
📏 11oz of brutal honesty (and your drink of choice)
💼 Great for office desks, Zoom calls, and surprise performance reviews
🎯 Microwave & dishwasher safe – unlike your career if you mess up again
Whether you're sipping out of victory or silently screaming through failure, this mug keeps it real.
